I said “happy birthday” to Justine into the electrocution box.

DISCLAIMER: The following conversation does not imply that the authors endorse whipping asses and electrocution as appropriate in all circumstances.
M: I think it would be fun to start with the things I do not remember.  Katie, you told me I got flogged by a porn star…what was her name?
K: Sahara Rain. She was wearing a black corset and blue panties. She had tattoos
M: Was she wearing a hat?
K: No
M: She wasn’t wearing a hat?  A black hat?  Are you sure?
K: I’m sure.
M: Who was wearing the hat? Hmm… oh!  Who was the woman flogging me as hard as she could and couldn’t do it hard enough?
K: That was me…
M: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  Great………………*holds ice pack against head* Oh my god!  There was an albino prostitute!!!  I looked right into her eyes and thought they were contacts. She reminded me of something you would see on the 5th element.

K: Yeah she was friends with the tranny, I think.
M: I flogged the tranny last night, too!  Oh my god,  and then there was that mega tall chick who beat the hell out of that porn star… and she was telling me she would have done worse to me……..I got nervous………Aaahhhh…. I  just remembered the episode in the toilet. I don’t want to talk about what happened in there.
K: I just know I was doing pullups on the bars above the stalls while you were pooping.
M: Hmm… I flogged a lot of people!
K: Yes you did.
M: There was Kimi, and some other chick. Both of them. I remember Bobby got led off stage because she bled through her underpants.
K: Yeah I found out from someone that they’re not allowed to show blood on camera.
M: I remember….Stacy getting her ass beat the whole way, with a studded paddle for stepping on some girls foot with her high heel. 
K: Yeah, the partner of the girl she stepped on decided that would be appropriate retribution. Everyone agreed.
M: OH! And I clamped the porn star’s nipple and I forgot to pull the string and then I apologized to her. Also when we were smoking outside I asked her what kind of agent she had. She has a porn agent.
K: So whatdon’t you remember?
M: I don’t know.  I don’t remember.
K: You remember making out with the girl in the pink hair?
M: I remember the huge dildo on the stick that we were sword fighting with. OH! and that HUGE dyke with a strap on who, uhhh….she was not hot. She was a very big girl.
K: There was also food and cake.
M: Ugh, I was drinking everybody else’s champagne. Ugh, I hate when I do that. If I start doing that, it’s time for me to leave. *readjusts her ice pack on her forehead*
K: Remember that dog? That couldn’t put its tongue in its mouth?
M: I remember not being interested in it. Who was holding it?
K: The Brazillian girl
M: Where did she get it?
K: She found it. It belonged to Mistress.
M: I remember telling Bobby that I wanted to own one…. not her, but her corset–well, her too. Oh, and I said “happy birthday” to Justine into the electrocution box.
K: I remember when we were sitting down when Justine was getting electrocuted while she was going down on Mistress, I was sitting on your lap…
M: She had great single leg balance with that electrocution thing on her ankle…
K: The mercury switch…
M: Oh my god and they were zapping and tazing and zapping and…
K: Cattle prods on her feet and on her clit.
M: Oh my god! There was a foot dildo!
K: Oh yeah! I was like why does that exist?
M: Bobby was using it on Justine.
K: Yeah, she was putting it in her mouth. While we were watching Justine get electrocuted I was sitting on your lap and you kept putting your hands up my dress.
M: It was warm!
K: I put my face in Cara’s boobs a lot. 
M: Yeah. Lucky.
K: It was a great birthday party.
M: Why is my toe bloody?
K: I don’t know, you were wearing flip flops last night and biking.
M: I must have shanked myself.
K: Well, we can check “be an extra in a porno” off our bucket lists
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